Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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