yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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