no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
