so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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