I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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