I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize