That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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