I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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