We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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