I love black thongs
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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