i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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