love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
