Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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