??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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