So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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