I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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