no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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