How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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