do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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