How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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