think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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