If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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