So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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