Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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