Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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