She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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