i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
tell me about the fingering
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