Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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