thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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