evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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