Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Randomize
