You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can I color on your dick again?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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