You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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