in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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