i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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