He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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