I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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