i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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