you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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