Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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