butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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