You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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