So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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