Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My penis needs a shock collar
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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