tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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