I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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