I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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