summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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