maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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