Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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