Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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