Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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