idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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